This Is Probably Not Funny
Sunday, August 24th, 2008Due to our well-documented love of all God's creatures at my house, finding an insect is not cause for stomping - it's an exercise in catch and release. Well, except for the dastardly millipede, which my Lady Friend considers to be a minion of Satan. Everything else, though, is a wonderful creature which, should they accidently find themselves inside our domicile, are to be captured, carried outside, and released into the wild. That, along with a poorly-timed encounter, is what led me to utter the following seldom-heard phrase:
"Great. Now I have this ant, but I'm naked."
2008: The Race
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008If you still hadn't heard that AP "accidentally" called Senator Joe Lieberman a prick, then congratulations - you're the last to know.
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This Just In
Thursday, August 7th, 2008
Scientists have just reported discovering a lost tribe in the Amazon basin. They had absolutely no knowledge of television, cars, planes, space travel etc and only rudimentary knowledge of the Brett Farve fiasco.

