Movie Review: Gran Torino

January 21, 2009

Gran Torino fucking rules. Sorry Mom, I had to swear there, because it totally fucking rules. Oh shit, I swore again. Shit. Oh well, go see it. Clint Eastwood will totally tear your face off with his unforgiving shittiness. Seriously. He's such a prick, but you'll like him, and when the end comes...well, you'll just cry like a pussycake. Sorry, mom, but...well, maybe you wouldn't like it. There's a lot of cussing. But if you're reading this and you're not my Mom, go see Gran Torino. Seriously. It's Oscar material.

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