Stewart Gorman and Ronco

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Date:      Thu, 27 Nov 2003 06:25:20 -0800 (PST)
From:     "Stewart Gorman"
To:          Ronco Customer Service
Subject: New product

 Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing about a fantastic new device that will surely set the world on it's ear. I have invented the Handheld Electric Feather Plucker. This thing is neat! It will remove feathers from geese, chickens, quail, ostrich, duck - even crows! It can pluck a whole turkey in 60 seconds. It can be plugged into the wall, or operate on 16 D cell batteries, or with the aid of an optional 5' solar panel. Unlike other Feather Pluckers, this one is hand held!

I have plucked many birds with the Handheld Electric Feather Plucker. I once plucked a parrot, but we didn't eat him. There was an incident once where my Uncle Leonard lost part of a finger, but he was holding it the wrong way. Our family has enjoyed many birds that were plucked with the Handheld Electric Feather Plucker. It's a lot of fun to watch, too!

Surely Ronco would be interested in marketing such a wonderful device. Please contact me at your earliest convenience so that we may unleash the Handheld Electric Feather Plucker on the world.

Sincerely,
Stewart T. Gorman, Jr.

There has been no response to date.