Movie Review: Gran Torino

Gran Torino fucking rules.  Sorry Mom, I had to swear there, because it totally fucking rules.  Oh shit, I swore again.  Shit.  Oh well, go see it.  Clint Eastwood will totally tear your face off with his unforgiving shittiness.  Seriously.  He's such a prick, but you'll like him, and when the end comes...well, you'll just cry like a pussycake.  Sorry, mom, but...well, maybe you wouldn't like it.  There's a lot of cussing.  But if you're reading this and you're not my Mom, go see Gran Torino.  Seriously.  It's Oscar material.