This Football Stuff is Hard

Right off, I'd like to say that I have never played organized football at any level - not Pop Warner, High School, College, nor Pro.  I played a bit in the snow with my friends when I was a kid, and can probably throw a spiral, if called upon, but I've never put on the pads.  I've watched pro football as a fan for many years, but couldn't run a sub 5 second 40 if my life depended on it.  I'm a donkey, get it? 

But even I can tell you that if neither team manages to score in overtime, you've got a tie.  And if I know that, then a ten-year veteran NFL quarterback should know that.  And that's why, Mr. Donovan McNabb, I have shipped you a copy of Football for Dummies, courtesy of that online bookstore named after a really big South American river.

Update: USPS tells me the book was delivered this morning.  Hopefully he'll have a chance to read it before Sunday.