Random Stuff

- Discovering your DVD collection is somewhat sparse and overwatched is bad.  Discovering it after surgery when you're laid up at home for a few days is worse.

- In light of the previous statement, if you don't have cable or satellite, it's Jerry Springer or a Vicodin OD.  Or both.

- During my recent experiences in the hospital, I was asked my preferred religion at least 4 times.  Remembering something I read about the Brits a couple years back, I responded "Jedi".

- Oddly, I wasn't asked for a secondary, or backup religion, in case Jedi wasn't available in my potential time of need.

- If you have a big cast on your leg, and tell people you were attacked by a shark, almost one-half of them will believe you.


Random Jamii T Quote:  "The wagon and I have parted ways - citing creative differences."

Weird: a two-headed albino snake. 
Weirder: selling two-headed snake for $150,000. 
Weirdest:  the plethora of "two headed snake pic free with poem" auctions on EBay.

Where Are They Now?

After the demise of the Smurfs television show in 1990, Smurfette found herself unemployed, and - even worse - typecast.  After a smurfy arrest in 1994 for possession of crack cocaine, she did six months in rehab, and seemed poised to resurrect her career.  Alas, a potentially lucrative NBC sitcom deal fell through when her proposed co-star, OJ Simpson, got into a little legal trouble.

She is now doing softcore porn.

 

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