Observations

- If you buy a lottery ticket and don't win, it's defective.  You should be able to return it for your money back.

- People who don't use their turn signals should have their licenses revoked without warning.

- The NBA players who want a stipend for clothing should be suspended for a year and forced to work waiting tables.

- If any of the Minnesota Vikings who participated in the Lake Minnetonka Drunken Sex Cruise complain about whatever punishment they receive, they should be keel-hauled.

- A World Series featuring the Houston Astros and the Chicago White Sox could possibly go down as the least watched major sporting event ever.

- Unless, of course, you want to include the Stanley Cup.

- If you eat too many Big Macs and get fat, you shouldn't can't sue McDonald's - you should turn off the TV/Playstation/X-Box and take up some sort of outdoor activity.